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Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Hillarious

From IMAO

TOP TEN SIGNS THE DEMOCRATS HAVE GONE COMPLETELY CRAZY IN REACTION TO THE POLLS

10. Strategy for debates: Answer every question with "I served in Vietnam!"

9. Instead of comparing Bush to Hitler, they try to prove he actually is him in disguise.

8. They give up on the Kerry campaign and start working fulltime on the "Bush Stole the Election!" campaign.

7. Elephants are found mysteriously murdered throughout the nation's zoos (or, alternatively, Democrats are found mysteriously stomped to death in Elephant pens throughout the nation while others are mistakenly placed in cages in the monkey house).

6. Kerry's campaign staff is replaced with the smartest animal of all - dolphins. Kerry's campaign become much more focused on procuring fish than usual.

5. Find Bush permanent record for more dirt. "Do you want someone who was 'sometimes disruptive' to be your president?"

4. Since the $1000 haircut didn't seem to help John Kerry, they try a $2000 haircut.

3. They try to use VP candidate John Edwards's talking to the dead powers to get the support of John F. Kennedy.

2. Since Michael Moore hasn't seemed to influence enough people, they keep feeding him whole pigs to make him larger and thus even more influential.

And the number one sign the Democrats have gone completely crazy in reaction to the polls…

To be honest, I think most went insane sometime during the primary when they thought Kerry was "electable."

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