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Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Declaration Of War!

The Barking Moonbats are going to be shaking in their boots. The Secratary of War at Barking Moonbat Early warning System has declared war on J F Kerry

Memo From The Desk Of: The BMEWS Secretary Of War Date: 12-OCT-2004 23:59:59 ZULU Subject: Operation Hammer

In a secret meeting today at the BMEWS War Room, hidden deep beneath Cheyenne Mountain, our Benevolent Dictator signed an official Declaration Of War against John Forbes Kerry. Operation Hammer will commence immediately and will continue for the next three weeks. This will involve a relentless assault on the slovenly, retarded storm troops of the Democratic Party.

Our Benevolent Dictator made the following statement as he signed the official declaration at the start of hostilities .... “FUCK ‘EM ALL!”.

“El Supremo”, as he is now designated, has promised a full frontal assault on the enemy forces. Prepare for the barrage.

The Secretary Of War, a.k.a. “Rumsfeld’s Evil Twin”, was tasked with drawing up plans for the blizzard of attacks on the Slithering Slippery Snake Kerry and his Rabid Rodent Edwards. When El Supremo was shown the plans, he immediately tacked them to the wall and took target practice for the remainder of the day.

Stay brave, stay aware and stay armed, troops! You’re either with us or you’re against us, and El Supremo says if you fit in the latter category, you better be able to outrun a .45 caliber shot.

So it is written, on this 12th day of October, 2004 and signed in blood by the Secretary Of War and El Supremo.

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